The sky is blue and sometimes red.... no... i don't think i can go anywhere with that.

Foley has a rad nipple ring.
It can...


-Turn water into wine
-Make puppies cry
-Turn James Bond gay
-LAZER stuff
-Confuse cyclists with it's traffic light likenss
-Rape Barry Manilow
-Make my brother normal... no, i think not
-Make Edward Cullen unglittery
-Make women wet
-Cure Herpes
-Control the mind of any Yankees supporter
-Kill squirrels

Starting to really like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Probably because i have a little thing for Spike. Not just because he is a vampire, albeit a comic one at that.

Orgasm friend, lol, crazy demon

'Can't even shout, can't even cry
The Gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows, knocking on doors,
They need to take seven and they might take yours.
Can't call to mom, can't say a word,
You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.'

My tea has disappeared, damn, i was enjoying those coco pops.