How good is life right now!!! I'm in love with an amazing guy, who may actually love me more, and he gets on well with my friends, in some cases too well... Cameron.... *shakes fist* I've lost weight, and had so much fun. Been bowling today, Cameron and Liam kissed, so i kissed Nikki. Orgy. Heavy balls. I can't explain how much fun i had. Flo-Monster looked lickable. And Dan won, both times, what a douche. Pool party tomorrow!! This is the best summer ever!! (so far...)
Interesting convo with Will. Plus one has nothing else to blog.
Will says:
i went for a piss
Amy says:
yummy
Will says:
indeed
Amy says:
have u ever drank piss?
Will says:
no
Amy says:
why not?
Will says:
because it's piss
Amy says:
but how do u know that?
Will says:
otherwise known as the liquid stuff that comes out of our genetalia area
Amy says:
show me your genitals.
Will says:
sorry you don't have a VIP pass
Amy says:
very isolated penguins.
Will says:
sometimes
Amy says:
can i lick u?
Will says:
nope
Will says:
that's reserved for rapists and people i date
Amy says:
*amy then points at her facebook status with growing excitement*
Will says:
oh dear....
Amy says:
im so ahead of u
Will says:
*deploys anti-rapist devices (superdeadlybearbombs)*
Amy says:
*shrugs and continues to regurgitate triple A batteries*
Will says:
i don't jnow what you've been rapping...
Amy says:
rapping? i'm not black dude.
Will says:
failpalm
Will says:
raping
Amy says:
this conversation amuses me. am tempted to put it into my blog, because one am currently suffering from writers block. why is one trying to sound intellingent?
Will says:
because deep down you know you want to be
Amy says:
nah, i'm dumb
Amy says:
i have two levels. hungry and horny, they usually overlap...
Will says:
NO AMY NOT THE CARROTS!
Amy says:
i made veg porn with my sister
Amy says:
there are carrots in it
Will says:
gross
Amy says:
cameron liked it
Will says:
that's his business
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