1.She is just so damn sexy. And beautiful and just aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee
2.She makes me laugh... like 'hahahaha Flo you crazy muffin'
3. She makes me jizz, though i won't go into details...
4.She's hilarious (see number 2)
5.She impregnanted me, and that is because we have such a connection yano....
6.... And vice versa
7.We're gonna grow old together, which makes me love her mooore cos she's gonna put up with me when i'm wrinkly (the more wrinkly i get, the kinky i'll be)
8.She shares my passion for porch swings and glittery tandems
9.She makes yummy pizza and god knows what else ;)
10.She forgave me (and let me) steal her innocence
11.We spooned (i love spooning.... but i had to ruin it by climbing on top of her.... thats why no one will share a bed with me!)
12.She is great at the snuggles... and hugging
13.She's her own person and believes in stuff that's important
14.She's really clever, i love her because in science her braininess makes up for my utter retardedness
15.She lends me pens and forgives me when i either lose them or break them or they run out
16.She's loyal and trustworthy :D
17.She loves me back... i lick her.
18.She's just so amazing and lovely, a genuinely nice person, she will never be fake
19.She's craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy like meeeeeee, need i say more?
20.She's my Flo-Monster, and my Flo-Monster she shall always be
21.She can be quite ninja, but that's private ;)
22.She looks good wet, yes, i've looked
23.Her laugh is awesome
24.She stands up to Mr Gossywog, whilst i high five him
25.I'd tap that (and have...)
26.She understands lots of differant stuff and i know she cares about me so much, which is good, cos i feel the same way
27.We are evil in science (marshmellow catapult!)
28.Her mum is a woman.
29.She likes bread, you gotta be awesome if you just love bread
30.Have you seen her?! How can i not love that?!
I love you Florence :)
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