You're never too clever, young, immortal or sexy to die.

Yes, that's an ominous title for a blog. So true though.

My day.

Woke up, had another arguement with mum about my phone (apparently i need to sever my umbilical cord to it... but it's my link to sexy peoples!) The usual happened.

Got to school. Nothing happened really. Saw some sexy monster.. Flo-monster RAWR ^^,

History, actually got work done, actually bloody learned something, of course, i have forgotten it by now but yeah... English... created 'Another book of stuff' Nikki drew some cheese in it.

Never trust a bald man with one sock.

Break was confusing, i cannot remember what happened.

R.E... the race was spoilt by a lack of people. So i sat next to Will. He has crazy eyes. We sang the Weebls Owl song for awhile. I made Joe a happy birthday card and we got engaged (i'm sorry Flo!). Then Josh the possum LIED. Then we played M.A.S.H.

We didn't have another lesson. It was lunch, i had rice (it looke grey to Nikki) Nd Dan has cake and it was orgasmic :)

Sulgrave were winning in sports day, but it was obivious it wasn't going to last, second place is good though. I think that was due to all my efforts you see..... At one point i was walking around (wearing all my ties.. all from people with their first name letter J...rainbows) and people kept saying bitch, it was very confusing.

I still have the U on my stomach, it takes effort to wash it off, though feel free to lick it off anyone...

Apparently, i am the Vice President of Sweden. There is always a first time for everything i say.

Nikki. Aaaaah Nikki.
You are kinda right, but it is only a little. I mean, who wouldn't lol. But mostly, you are wrong W R O N G

So bloody confused. Even more so. FML

FUCK MY LIFE.

Where do i keep finding all these questions things... google lol

1.What are you wearing?
-Trackies and t-shirt.

2.Do you believe in ghosts?
-Isn't that a patrick swayze film? He is the man! ;)

3.Who was your last text from?
-Livy blades me thinks

4.Who was the last person to touch your arse?
-Probably Nikki, or Cameron or Steven. Apparently i have a very touchable butt.

5.Whose butt was the last one you touched?
-Definately Nikki

6.When did you last get drunk?
-Long time ago, halloween... god

7.When was the last time you smoked?
-You see, this is a tricky question, the only person who knows this (and reads my blog) is Nikki.

8.Have you ever kissed a girl?
-Really? I don't remember... :)

9.Do you believe in soulmates?
-Fuck no, not anymore

10.What are you going to do now?
-Go eat supernoodles

One last thing, in all murder mystery programmes, there is never murder, simply sleeping people having accidents.

'He was pushed down the stairs' (He actually just fell asleep at the top of the stairs)

'She was shot' (She actually fell asleep near a gun and the cat pulled the trigger)

'She was stabbed' (Learn from this, never fall asleep in sharp objects'

'He drowned' (No stupid, he fell asleep in the water)

We are a lazy and uncivilised nation. But i have taught you. Beware.


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