I just murdered a bug. Then on the tv (russel howards good news) he starts talking about children being taught not to kill bugs. I think karma is onto me.
Karma is one thing i do believe in. What i don't believe in is true love, soulmates, happy ever after and all that crap.
On the phone to Rob... so funny.
Rob says 'i wish you didn't pretend you had a penis.... ooh that chinese man is looking at me weirdly'
How i laughed.
So, i've been looking up facts on Sarah Palin.
She seems.... nice?
I don't know who she is, something to do with Obama?
Found a site saying...
'Little Known Sarah Palin Fact: Sarah Palin welcomes you to Obama’s America. Will she be back? You betcha.'
Should i be scared? My instincts are telling me yes.
Apparently she destroyed a party, so she's a party pooper?
Holy shit, found something else.
'Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t get in people’s faces about things - she asks Todd Palin to do it instead. This is because if the day ever comes that Sarah Palin gets in your face, your face will rip off.'
Instincts are screaming.
How come Chuck Norrish has become involved?
-Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
-Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.
Who is this woman? D:
Ah... thankyou urban dictionary.
'Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.
That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.'
and....
'The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.
Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism"
Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican'
I swear McCains is a type of chips.
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