Crying sideways.

I am outraged. My sister accused me of peeing on the toilet seat, i'm a girl (i think...)!! How is that even possible?!

My mum took my phone because apparently it was disturbing me (i'm writing an essay on Macbeth). she took it to the shop with her. In return, as an act of rebellion, i am reading MLIA, on facebook AND blogging. Me. Rebel? Yes. I also shouted stupid bitch when she left, though i didn't shout bitch. I murmered it because out the window i saw her double back towards the house. She had forgotten the list.

Ahahaha penis.

Decided to talk about the freakiness of year 7s today... with year 7s.

My brother just decided to breathe on me because he had just eaten garlic bread. He breathed on me lots. Little does he know you can't smell through the back of your head.

'Today, no one could stop laughing whenever the teacher tried to explain the sexual puns in Shakespeare. So, as an exercise to make us more mature, she had as say "penis" five times in a row. The whole class was hysterically laughing, and in the middle a random senior burst into the room, yelled "PEEENISSSSS!" and ran away. I love my school. MLIA'