-He causes global warming
-His film, the missionary, is total bullshit
-He shares his suname with Sarah Palin
-He stole my woman.... (Helen Gribbins in 1966)
-My mums likes him and is inviting him to some kind of dinner party
-He turned me gay as an otter
-He made a awesome band afraid of heights (Winter in madrid)
-He made the tie evil (only asdf lovers will understand)
-I just don't trust him
-His middle name is Edward, a name he doesn't deserve
-His hair is scary
-He thinks he is Monty Python
-He has an asteroid named after him, i don't
-He has two trains named after him, TWO trains,ffs, TWO BLOODY TRAINS
-He was the president of the royal geographical soceity
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