Elephants never forget... actually, we do.

How good is life right now!!! I'm in love with an amazing guy, who may actually love me more, and he gets on well with my friends, in some cases too well... Cameron.... *shakes fist* I've lost weight, and had so much fun. Been bowling today, Cameron and Liam kissed, so i kissed Nikki. Orgy. Heavy balls. I can't explain how much fun i had. Flo-Monster looked lickable. And Dan won, both times, what a douche. Pool party tomorrow!! This is the best summer ever!! (so far...)

Interesting convo with Will. Plus one has nothing else to blog.

Will says:
i went for a piss

Amy says:
yummy

Will says:
indeed

Amy says:
have u ever drank piss?

Will says:
no

Amy says:
why not?

Will says:
because it's piss

Amy says:
but how do u know that?

Will says:
otherwise known as the liquid stuff that comes out of our genetalia area

Amy says:
show me your genitals.

Will says:
sorry you don't have a VIP pass

Amy says:
very isolated penguins.

Will says:
sometimes

Amy says:
can i lick u?

Will says:
nope

Will says:
that's reserved for rapists and people i date

Amy says:
*amy then points at her facebook status with growing excitement*

Will says:
oh dear....

Amy says:
im so ahead of u

Will says:
*deploys anti-rapist devices (superdeadlybearbombs)*

Amy says:
*shrugs and continues to regurgitate triple A batteries*

Will says:
i don't jnow what you've been rapping...

Amy says:
rapping? i'm not black dude.

Will says:
failpalm

Will says:
raping

Amy says:
this conversation amuses me. am tempted to put it into my blog, because one am currently suffering from writers block. why is one trying to sound intellingent?

Will says:
because deep down you know you want to be

Amy says:
nah, i'm dumb

Amy says:
i have two levels. hungry and horny, they usually overlap...

Will says:
NO AMY NOT THE CARROTS!

Amy says:
i made veg porn with my sister

Amy says:
there are carrots in it

Will says:
gross

Amy says:
cameron liked it

Will says:
that's his business

Seeking happiness is the straight way to misery.

How is it possible for someone to feel so guilty for being alive? <-Thats how i feel sometimes.

Just thought i'd say that for once i'm wearing matching underwear. Sexy undies too!!

Right. I made a list of reasons why i love Liam, and vice versa. So far i am on 35 and he on 21. I have his list here. Nikki agrees that i should blog it... (i managed to translate his welsh writing, this is exactly it, though the brackets are me)

1. She writes lists of why she loves me (insert weird happy face here)
2. She's english
3. She thinks i'm fit :D
4. She is incredible in every way
5. Her smile sends shivers down my spine (of digust!!!)
6. She's a good kisser
7. She's soft and smooth and yummy (like yogurt!)
8. Incredibly beautiful (pffft)
9. Stunning backside
10. Doesn't mind me being obsessed with Cameron ( i actually do though)
11. Nice tits (ah... men)
12. her weirdness is devine (it's spelt divine duh!)
13. Thinks i look good in a hat
14. Her touch warms my heart
15. Good in bed! (on the paper bed is written in bold and underlined, and i did learn from the best, aka Cam)
16. Smart (awh, bless)
17. Funny
18. She makes me feel at home when i look in her eyes
19. Best arse i've ever come across- literally (i feel like i should understand this but i don't)
20. Unselfish (i disagree)
21. She sucks... sometimes (private joke, not what it sounds like)

I win. Enit (:

One man's trash is another man's treasure

I shouldn't be allowed to open my big mouth. I mean, it's not like i ever have anything interesting to say, or that i ever make sense.

'BLAH BLAH BLAH kitchen'

It's not like i have anything worth saying. I either upset people or insult them, say things i regret.

I'm scared. Scared he'll stop loving me. Scared he'll realise what a crap, worthless person i am.

This love i feel, it seems healthy. It's a breath of fresh air.

He's freakin' gorgeous and awesome, and i'm, well... me. It's unequal, unfair. Out of my league much. But he definately loves me. Sometimes i even think he loves me more. Crazy.

Today was good. Unexpected. I have gotten smaller in places, but stayed the same in others. Bought jeans and socks. Turned down a hello kitty t-shirt- i had my reasons, they were personal.

Blood tastes coppery. OM NOM NOM.

Watch out for Nicky Campbell. Keep your children locked up, if they're not already (the government has opinions on that) He is always watching. I cannot possibly warn you enough. Just please, be safe. Turn off your radios at night. And no longer watch Blue Peter, the presenters are all crap since Connie and Matt left.

Making out in front of old people. Not something i do much. Just thought i'd put that out there.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

What do you do in a completely loving relationship? Pick out china patterns and lentils? Lick lobsters and stuff? Cos that's what me and my FM do ;D

Got told i look like Hermoine Granger earlier. By a small blonde child. Just cos my hair is big and frizzy like!

Made Norrish do the cinammon challenge, he thew up in the bin, twas gross. Then Will mixed up cinammon in some water, looked manky. I drank most of it, then Norrish had the rest. Bloody horrible.

Flo-Monster is as yummy as well... yummy stuff!

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Suddenly your mood goes downhill...

No idea what i was gonna blog about now. Too upset. Crying for the first time in days. Thats ruined. Bye.

"I'm not afraid of you, i'm only afraid of losing you"

11 years ago, there was a guy. He was only 7, and he met a girl. Obviously there were trains involved, and said guy was hugging the girl, who was only a little bit younger than him, from behind. It was sweet. He liked her. He didn't see her again for a very long time. Then a few times, but they didn't really speak. Then, a year ago, this guy and girl became friends. She was taken, he was jealous. They began talking lots, really good mates. He saw her again, there was snow and bikinis involved, but she was still taken, there was nothing he could do. Little did he know, she had feelings for him to, she was just learning to control them. 8 months later, he saw her again. Then it was simple. He loved her- had for a long time- and she fell in love with him (and ate the rest of his muffin...) And hopefully they live happily ever after.

I don't tell that very well :(

Watched Twilight earlier. It's like a comfort film (like comfort food) to me. I haven't seen it in ages, i can no longer qute along with it, only certain parts.

'You better hold on tight spidermonkey'

Vampires so hot :D glitter....

Monday i'm really looking forward to. Two of my best mates and the guy i love (three of the people i love most) are gonna meet. YAY!! happy happy happy

It's not okay for me to talk to his mates, cos they find me accent so sexy! AHA! It's weird, i don't even have an accent (my voice is bloody dull) well, apparently, to welsh people, i have an accent and they don't to themselves. Is it like that for everyone then?

I have a seeexy accent xD YEEEE BOI

I slept terribly last night on a rug. The floor is not comfy at all. Then there was a text. Urrrrrgh. I'm so freakin' jealous. I highly doubt all the welsh girls are hanging.

Gonna give new meaning to 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' :/

I fancy Eminem a lil bit. Weird crush much? Theres just summat about him you wanna hug. Biscuit man.

Jim'll fix it- no he fucking won't. I will.

Yesterday i made a robot. His name was Alex. I made him out of boxes and bottle tops and tape and yogurt pots. He lives in the library. He is flippin' awesome.

Speaking of awesomeness, you know a guy loves you when he steals you a cone. Not any cone, a traffic cone.

So far this summer i have learnt...
1.Welsh people are far more awesome than i orginally thought
2.You don't talk about Fight Club (shiiiittttt)
3.This kissing thing, licking... tongue... i cannot explain it *blushes*
4.(AND MOST IMPORTANTLY) Never go anywhere with a towel.

I cannot believe this. He is so bloody out of my league :D We only argue about milkshake (understandable) and i think he has a cocktail stick fetish. Oh dear, i think he may of fallen asleep, no.... he's awake, looking bewildered. I'm such a pervert.

Bloody 'ell. It just doesn't make sense. An unbelievebly gorgeous guy likes a freaky nutter, aka me.

THE COCK ROT (by liam)

random shizzle
AMY BEYYY sappenin saaan? i love ur butt, butt. "ugh i have such a small bladder" < you just said that... now your runnin up the stairs... away from me.. thanks. what have i ever done to you meany. can u imagin strawberry flavoured cheese.. tha would be awesome. stop banging about upstairs... without me. i have to confess to something... ur not gunna like it... i nicked your underwear and now im wearing them right now. u smell nice... like uber nice.. gettin me all worked up..

im welsh

jamie edwards you have cock rot...